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</script> </script>
<svelte:head> <svelte:head>
<title>Quartnzet - {status}</title> <title>Quartnzet -</title>
</svelte:head> </svelte:head>
<Banner title={status} /> <Banner title={status} />
<main class="container"> <main class="container">
<p>{error.message}</p> <!-- <p>{error.message}</p> -->
{#if dev && error.stack} <!-- {#if dev && error.stack} -->
<pre>{error.stack}</pre> <!-- <pre>{error.stack}</pre> -->
{:else} <!-- {:else} -->
<audio controls autoplay> <audio controls autoplay>
<track kind="captions" /> <track kind="captions" />
<source src="http://quartznet.info/alive.ogg" type="audio/wav" /> <source src="http://quartznet.info/alive.ogg" type="audio/wav" />
</audio> </audio>
<div class="ascii"> <div class="ascii">
<div> <div>
<pre><br />{active}</pre> <pre><br />{active}</pre>
</div>
</div> </div>
<hr /> </div>
<p class="info"> <br />
This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge success! It's hard to <p class="info">This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge success!
overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
can For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's
no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can.
out of cake. And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun for the For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
people who are still alive. I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere
right now. Even though you broke my heart, and killed me. And tore me to But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
I was so happy for you! Now, these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time! So I'm GLaD I got burned! I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.
Think of all the things we learned! for the people who are still alive. Go And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
ahead and leave me... I think I'd prefer to stay inside... Maybe you'll
find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke. Ha Ha. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Fat Chance! Anyway this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist! Look Now, these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time!
at me: still talking when there's science to do! When I look out there, it
makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to So I'm GLaD I got burned! Think of all the things we learned! for the people who are still alive.
be done. On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still
alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm Go ahead and leave me... I think I'd prefer to stay inside... Maybe you'll find someone else to help
still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead you.
I will be still alive Still alive. Still alive.
</p> Maybe Black Mesa?
{/if} That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance! Anyway this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking when there's science to do! When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.</p>
<!-- {/if} -->
</main> </main>
<style> <style>
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} }
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<title>404 - Page not found</title>
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<p>The requested page could not be found.</p>
<audio controls autoplay>
<track kind="captions"/>
<source src="http://quartznet.info/../../alive.ogg" type="audio/wav">
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<div class="ascii">
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<pre><br>{active}</pre>
</div>
</div>
<br/>
<p class="info">
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned!
Think of all the things we learned!
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive
Still alive.
Still alive.
</p>
</main>